Everything I'd Never Know
By Amy Burns

We paid a lot for that mattress but I never liked it. When we bought it, I was still under the misconception that more expensive was always better and my new husband, the first one, was still under the misconception that the sun rose and set on me. So we paid a lot of money for an enormous, uncomfortable mattress which we slept on most nights, us naked and the mattress bare, because we couldn’t find sheets to fit. We had only one set of right-sized sheets. His mother bought them for us but I refused to use them because they were cheap.
I hated that mattress but I still took it when we separated. The courts gave me a deadline to vacate because I couldn’t afford to maintain the marital home while the divorce was finalized and because we’d only been married for three-years and because we didn’t have children, the courts refused to grant temporary restitution.
My attorney said, “Adultery doesn’t carry much weight unless you’ve been married a long time or if there are children involved.” Under the circumstances he seemed pleased with himself. “I managed to finagle a fourteen-day grace period. You’ve got two-weeks to remove your personal belongings.”
So on the fourteenth day of my fourteen-day grace period, I went to the house and started hoiking my things in the back of a rental van. I didn’t bring boxes or packing material or tape or blankets. For the first hour or so I simply grabbed just about anything I could, stood at the door and tossed things into the back of the van. A surprising number of the dinner plates stayed intact.
I was alone which meant that I had to get creative with the heavy things. A chest-of-drawers I walked out, inching right feet forward; inching left feet forward until all the legs were loose or cracked but in the van, nonetheless. Some heavy things I rested on a blanket and pulled them through the house, never mind the door facings, and when I managed to inch them onto the van’s bumper, I pushed until they either slid into place or fell.
Not much I moved that day remained unscathed. By late afternoon I was so tired, so wet with sweat, so numbed by the dismantling of all that I thought I wanted, the things I wanted to want, I don’t know; I lost what little sentimentality I had. I left behind my high school yearbooks and my grandmother’s sewing machine and a box of my old baby clothes including my first pair of shoes, which mother has never forgiven.
She stood at her kitchen sink and cried. “I knew I couldn’t trust you with them.”
And when she told me that, I wondered several things, none of which I bothered asking.
But that fourteenth day, even though my back was killing me and I was exhausted and my head was full of half-truths and exaggerated injustices, I did go back inside for that nightmare of a stained mattress. I probably took it because I didn’t want him and his new girlfriend to have a convenient place to fuck. I knew she’d been in that bed before. He’d called drunk a couple of weeks after we split up and confessed all sorts of things; mainly things that made him feel better.
I turned the mattress on its side and pushed it toward the wall where it fell, limp and bent. It slid down the wall until it hunched in a sort of discouraged crescent.
Underneath the bed I found a couple of hundred dollars worth of drugs, some pornography and a bottle of dandruff shampoo that rattled when I kicked it. I sat down on the floor and opened one of the magazines. There was a blonde who grappled with her breasts in such a determined way that I wondered what she hoped to accomplish. She seemed angry with them. I thought it entirely possible that she planned to push them both into the worn calf of an old cowboy boot that rested on the bed beside her.
I poked through the old cigar box where my husband kept his stash - or my almost husband, almost ex-husband - whatever he was to me during those flexuous days. He loved the idea of drugs but he was never a connoisseur. Give him a Midol and tell him it was good shit and he’d be rolling around on the floor in no time at all going on about the colours… the beautiful colours. He couldn’t tell schwag from sweet bud. So I was shocked to see that he had a fat eight and what looked like a tidy slip of heroin.
I went into the kitchen and tore off a strip of aluminium foil, came back and ripped the blonde and her tits out of the magazine and rolled a makeshift. There was a lighter in the old cigar box. I folded the foil, loaded a chuck and cooked and chased. Cooked and chased. I sweated as I smoked. I burned my fingers one good time and I put the shit down and waited.
I reached for the bottle of dandruff shampoo and shook it. I imagined it full of… what? Chicken teeth, ostrich teeth, teeth, teeth, teeth. The more I said it, the stranger it sounded. Teeth. I opened the bottle and poured the contents onto the carpet.
It was earrings. Singles. No matches. All different. Some with stones. Some gold. Some silver. A few, plastic.
I gathered a fist full of earrings in my left hand and the shampoo bottle in my right. I crawled over to the mattress and fell down into the bow of crippled springs. I wondered why he had all those earrings. I wondered why just one of each. I wondered what it meant. I didn’t wonder long. I felt warm. And warm. And I felt warm.
Euphoria came and answered everything I’d never know.

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Amy Burns is the editor of Mulberry Fork Review. She earned a PhD in Creative Writing from the University of Glasgow. Amy is currently working on her second novel.


Plaza Monkey
By Ben Morgan

Everyone is around me with muted faces.
I’m sitting in a chair at a table like an ape.
I took public transportation and now I’m in Times Square.
I pull out a pack of cigarettes, and then an individual one.
I cannot trust my drunken self to not buy cigarettes.
Tensions are high ‘in the band.’
Everybody has their own ideas about where they think ‘the band’ should go, and I kind of just sit there. Choosing to not choose or something. They have good ideas, and I can work with good ideas. I cannot, however, work alone.
I see a girl walking by a donut shop. She is pretty.
I want to see her every day.
I take out my book of poems and I draw her. Crudely.

( )

The square never changes, and I find that strange, because I am always an entirely different person.
Sometimes, people appear static as if they were fiction, but I’m always changing.
This seems strange to me.
There is a woman buying shoes. I know this because I watched her walk into a shoe store, alone.
I hope she has money and buys shoes, because she looked like she had money to buy shoes.
The rhythm is off, I think.
There is a deep sound inside my brain.
Booming from deep and coming out.
I think, yes, I see the girl walking by the donut shop.
She seems scripted and it is nice.

( )

I am alone.
I cannot wait to meet the girl; I am going to call out to her hair.
I’ll say “hey, hair,” and she will love me.
This is not too hopeful, I think.
I see a man walking a dog and I watch him.
He does not see me. I cannot wait to meet the girl.
I take a cigarette out from behind my ear, and light it. I am drunk right now, so it is okay.
There is no end to the paradigm of violent human behavior.
Everyone will always be belligerent in at least one or more ways, and some only act timid out of fear of that fact.

( )

I don’t see the girl anywhere.
This makes me upset.
There is a woman buying shoes.
I’m going to steal her.
I see her leave and want I follow her.
This might make me happy, I think.
Because tensions are high.
‘In the band.’

( )

There is a man ordering food from McDonalds.
He does not look overweight but I feel he will be overweight soon.
He looks young. Fresh. Unable to see how the world slaps.
I don’t know about that either, really.
I can’t wait to see the girl. She has blonde hair and it is short. It curls around her ears in little bangs.
I like little bangs.
There is a woman buying shoes.
I see the girl walking by the donut shop and I draw her then the donut shop.
I forgot what I was going to say.
This happens sometimes.
There is a fire truck, and it is on while moving.
I see three children. This makes me happy.
Children make me happy when I see them.
I forgot what I was thinking.

( )

I am smoking my last cigarette.
It always feels good and bad to smoke your last cigarette.
Feeling like wasting the moon.
The shoe store is having a sale.
I walk into the shoe store and I see women buying shoes. I don’t have money for shoes or women.
This is my problem, I think.
Like, I don’t know really.
This is how I feel.
I see the girl walking by the donut shop.
She has convinced me to go and buy a donut.
Walking into the donut shop, but I have no money. I saddle up to the register.
There is nobody in the donut shop currently, other than him.
I threaten the man at the register because he is an asshole, and he calls the police. So I walk away.
This donut shop is not as good as the girl.

( )

I fell asleep today sitting in a shitty chair at a table in Times Square.
I was up late drawing pictures of the donut shop.
Drew a lot of pictures of the donut shop.
I am angry, maybe with the donut shop.
One day, I am going to kill the man who works at the register in the donut shop.
I can feel it.
There is a woman buying shoes.
I forgot what I was thinking.
I see the girl walking in front of the donut shop.
I forgot what I was going to say.

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Ben Morgan is a person, and maybe real as well.


The Return Sidetrips
By Steve Isaak

(a cap-doff to William S. Burroughs, 1914 – 1997)

Tired whirlwind rider sits,
in front of his television,
watches typewriter ticker tape
jerk-roll out
of a beetle’s open carapace.

I should be writing, he thinks,
but decides against it:
doing so would silence
his brain buzzing bees.

Early morning umbrage
lends a Lovecraftian cast
to his walls & chair-locked door,
trapping, protecting:
once snailing hours
jerk-spool faster,
much like his thoughts –

a woman outside his walls
pounds, screams;

Further perplexed, he craves
wants to dream-write his looping,
hypnopompic logic –
lysergic acid = risible wisdom²
while showing that whirring black fan
for what it is:
a mechanical bad luck cat,
crouching, circling
like those unspooling ticker tape hours,
apian buzz fading,
dazed, shiny, ugly.

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Steve Isaak, sometimes published under the nom de plume Nikki Isaak and Chuck Lovepoe, is the author of several poetry anthologies. He is the editor of the Reading & Writing By Pub Light site.


Your Turn
By Tony Rauch

dry afternoon

She stomped out without a word, down the worn, faded back steps, across the dry street, and straight into the supermarket. The heat slapped the screen door, stopping the slap dead in the still, shallow air.
She stood stiffly in the cold of the produce section. The produce man in his white apron hosed off the lettuce. The cold licked up her arms. It rubbed her. A muddy faced kid in dirty clothes stood alone, bawling loudly a few feet away.
She leaned against the side of the cooler, with one arm supporting her in the mist of crisp, moist air. She flipped the pages of a fashion magazine from the magazine rack, trying to forget about him and that baseball game of his up there.

she broke it to me quickly, after she had been 
out drinking, like I always thought she would

"Okay, okay," was about all I could think to say. I should've been better prepared for this moment. There had been some close calls, but this one took me by surprise. I just wasn't ready for it yet.
She was standing in the doorway. She was swaying, pieces of her body moving without thought. The door was wide open into the dark hall.
I rose from her mattress that lay tilted, spinning in the room with the tattered blankets spilled out all over the floor. I rose, leaving the book I had almost finished.
The weight of the moment began sinking in, growing on me. My legs weakened and I slowly began sinking to my knees as if I were melting into the floor. My arms tingled, then became numb, like a light going out. My throat evaporated to a dry roughness. The air stopped stirring. The air became dry and heavy and gritty too. My legs felt all noodley, as if liquefying. The hardwood floor stung my bare knees as my weight pressed down upon them - as all the weight pressed down.
I couldn’t breathe. I tried to gulp some air, tried to say something, tried to speak, but nothing was there. It was all gone now.
She turned her back on me and walked into the bathroom and unclipped her earrings. I turned away from the bathroom door, listening to them clink clink into her ceramic bowl by the sink. I just stood there for a moment listening to the echo ring. Finally, I reached over and pulled my quilt up, the light blue one my grandmother made. I rolled it over and over in my hands - too many times. The quilt was stitched together from pieces of old blankets and old clothing, from old times I remember, and those old places and times spun as I rolled them up in my arms.
I looked over at the mattress on the floor, such a simple thing. My almost finished book was now lost in the tangled rags of blankets.
“Why. . . Why don’t you like me anymore?” my voice cracked. My voice always quivered and cracked at this moment, as if I would have to go through this same thing with everyone I’ll ever meet. There was a long silence, but I persisted. “Why?” There were tears in my eyes and my voice creaked more.
“I don’t know,” she finally sighed, not even looking at me. “I . . I just don’t.”
I sat there, numb and empty all over. "I guess I can get the rest of my stuff tomorrow," I said, hitching up the blanket under my arm and searching the bare floor, trying to see more of my things, wishing I had more things in the $285-a-month one room.
"Okay," she said leaning against the bathroom door as I stood and turned to the hallway. The door to the hall was still wide open.

the bright, early morning of a very long, empty day

I could still smell him in the room, on my body and on my sheets and blankets and pillow. I could feel him here as I climbed out of my pajamas.
That ring we got at the pawn shop was next to me, laying on top of my grandmother's dresser. One of his work shirts hung on a wire hanger in the window, swaying in the morning's breath. It glowed an angelic, luminous white in the warmth of light shining through the veil of trees rubbing against the house.
I wished I could give him everything, I really did, but I can't even find what I want - whatever that could be.
And then I heard him, his tires crunching over the soft gravel.
I could barely see his car pull up. I watched from my window, my head swaying, searching for a better view through the leaves and his shirt. He pulled into the driveway lazily, and his car spit him out and he slipped under the leaves and into the black and white pitter-patter of hot and cold sun and shade. The air filled with circling thoughts, and all the sentences that never get finished.
And at that moment the world stopped with an abrupt halt, and I felt my life come to a screeching end. And then I felt two things: 1) By the way he quickly, carelessly half-parked, with the front half on the grass and the tail end sticking out into the drive, I could tell this would be the last time he would ever drive out this way. And 2) I knew I never wanted to feel this alone ever again.

I thought inviting her over would be the polite thing to do

Maybe it was better to just say hello, how are you, good luck, good bye, and move on, but she always did like my spaghetti . . .
"I see you still have that chair," she said smiling in the sun. The window was tall and thin, a small view of the driveway two stories up. The chair sat in front of it with a great view of all the jagged, colorful roofs and treetops that spread out as far as the eye could see. Red and green roofs. Gray and black roofs. A patch quilt of lives out there.
"That's your chair," I pointed while scooping the noodles. I was balancing the plates in my hands, standing across the room, the sun at my feet.
She was looking at the chair, sitting on the floor between me and the chair. Her back was to the door and to me, turned leaning more toward the chair but still looking back over her shoulder a bit at me.
It was worn and secondhand. She had stitched it up when we first got it. I renailed the arms.
"No, it's yours," she said plainly. “You fixed it. You fixed it up.”
"You paid for it," I said.
We were eating and watching t.v. so she didn't say so much after that, I mean she did say she couldn't stay long. After she left, I wiped the dishes and set them back on the shelf, then I walked across the empty room and sat in that chair for awhile. I watched the city, the roofs and the trees, knowing that she was out there somewhere.

lives of shallow murky gold

I got a call from an old friend late last night. I knew him for a while in grade school and then he moved away and I never saw him again. Gosh, I hadn't even thought of him in years. I remember a bunch of us used to play football all the time. We used to go down to the banks of the river and play army. We used to throw acorns at girls. We used to do all manner of kid things, guy things.
It was about 11:30 at night and I was ironing some pants and drinking a Surfers on Acid and listening to some old tapes - the Screaming Blue Messiah's "Clear View" and the Hoodoo Gurus "Death Defying" and The Magnolia's "Walkin' a Circle" and The Replacements’ "Left of the Dial." The cold spring wind blew against the window and the deep blue night churned with purple currents that made it feel like an ocean, and that I was looking down on it from above. And for a long while it felt like I was alone in a vast sailing ship, lost up in that quietly folding sky.
"Hello," I answered. An old western was on the t.v., Gunsmoke or Bonanza, one of those shows we used to watch a long time ago when we were kids, a long time ago when we were free, free from lonely thoughts. The color was all soft and washed out and the volume was down. Little Joe, or some such childhood cowboy, was riding off into the long grass on a bright sunny cowboy day.
"Ah, hi. This is Vern Bernbernbernbern, from Campus Lab. Do you remember me?"
"Yeah, ah, hi Vern, I remember. How's it goin'?" I sipped my drink and circled the iron.
"Remember that big pile of tires we used to play on? And making forts in the hay out in the field?"
"Yeah, sure Vern, I remember. . ." my voice was quiet and even, trying to calm that wind. ". . . Out by the granite sheds."
"Yeah, ah, they burned down. The tires did. About six years ago. . . In the middle of the summer. They burned for a week."
"Ya don't say. Hmm, that's a long time ta burn, Vern." I stopped moving my iron around.
"Anyway, I know it's late. . . . I just thought you should know."
"Oh, gosh, that was nice of you. Was there anything else, Vern?"
"Ah, nothing else. . . . Um, I was just wondering . . . I was wondering if you still needed me?"
The cold spring wind scratched against the window. And one of those songs hummed gently in the near distance.
I though for a moment, as the smoky sky stirred, looking down on me with contempt. "Of course I still do, Vern, of course I do."
"Oh, ah good. . . . Well, good night."
"Good night, Vern," and I set the phone down and continued to iron, swirling the iron around with the rolling clouds above and the wind in the grass.
It was late as hell by the time I finished ironing the pants. But I still put on my jacket and walked outside. The cool wind was blowing strong. I stood and looked up at that dark sky, almost challenging it. And as I stood there, I wished I had said more to Vern. I wished I would’ve said “Of course I still miss you.” It’s been years, and I miss my friends from long ago more than ever now. I stood there for a while, then I walked out to the tall grass at the edge of the field. I began walking in the field, walking a curving path out into the straw, working it down, starting to carve out a fort as an old record hummed quietly in the house.

you're a rippin’ (border line paint-sniffing) poet, dude

In the morning some children skip by a stuffed yellow duck that is laying in the blue street. the blue tires of cars are flowing around like water to avoid it. the sun is bright and attentive, and somewhere else blue rocks are getting pelted by an old evinrude's propellers operated by an old man in fishing gear in a misty blue morning in a flat mirror of dark blue water.
and a neighborhood girl i like is barely visible. she is walking away. down the street. through a small window.
and in seeing this in the street in the morning, framed in the small window of my basquiat cage, i wished that i was a big big star. so that girls like that and people would like and appreciate me. someday, maybe. i'll show all you dickheads. 8. but i just want to be left alone for now. 4. i pull the covers up, over my head. And I think of how i'm going to get out of here someday. i'm going to work really hard and i'm going to change, God, for once in my life i'm going to change and i'm going to work really hard - really hard. [and i think it's so sad that all of these things are just thoughts, just words.
And small words at that.]
Remember them.

lovers at the observatory

in the morning some children skip by me. i'm barefoot and shuffling down the street in my torn and dirty pajamas. "be gentlemen, assholes," i mumble as they skip by. they turn and look at me and then run away giggling. i continue shuffling down the walk, under the canopy of bright green leaves.

we used to play wiffle ball in the expansive dirt yard behind st. john cancious church, in the center of the worst part of town. a high chain link fence encircled it like a protective castle. the blue tar streets gleamed like a moat in the endless sun and the world moved around us - all blue sky and green grass. and we'd drink beer and watch the troubled people escape from the big clean white halfway houses across the street as big clean white clouds forced themselves by, and big clean white attendants chased after.
and we would stop our games and sit in the dirt and grass and sip our beers that unemployed older brothers who hung out at the gas station provided and we would watch the troubled break free, as large clouds forced themselves into our blue and green world.
as i sat in the sand i wondered if years later i would be gazing out one of those windows, through the trees and across the street at the children standing around, sitting on the bench, waiting for their turn.

occasionally we'd hit that cataclysmic home run that would sail over the castle wall and across the moat of street and into the clean crisp green lawns of those big white houses, as if falling through time. but we'd never run after any of those home runs. we'd all stop and look over at them for a moment, as if the entire world had come to a sudden end at that instant. And we’d always just leave them there, as large clouds forced themselves into our world.


"Jacky, do you think we'll be friends when we're older?" I said in a whistle, flatly looking past his girl and into his face.
Jack chewed this a moment, rolling it over and over in his plain stare. "Why not," he shrugged.
People were buzzing around the couch with their "Oh hi's" and their "I like those shoes." But I couldn't make any of them out as they were diffused in the dim light that back-lit them from the yard, blotting them like paper dolls into pale, looming, overcast shadows.
I exhaled, "I don't know," and shrugged.
I looked up at everybody. "I just had this feeling, that's all. Just a passing feeling." Everybody looked so strange somehow as they circled in front of the picture window with the light flickering in from the trees - like the fuzzy and buzzing grainy furry of an old filmstrip from third grade - flat with too much fading color, too much forgotten color - too many things forgotten. God, I haven't seen a filmstrip in years.
They sat across from me like tragic ghosts, like fading suggestions of old heroes. They didn't sit all that close, but they were close. She lit up and leaned forward, putting her elbows on her knees, close together, then set her chin into her cupped hands. She blew air out of her mouth and shrugged and her eyes got bigger.
"Well, you've got a lot going on and all . ." I explained, still trying to hold onto things somehow ". . . It's all bound to get in the way some."
They didn't have any response to this, nor should they I guess. They just sat there plain and still, like fraying cardboard with fraying cardboard lives. You take them out of the closet every now and then and somehow they manage to get themselves banged up some. But you don't really notice it all that often, that cardboard getting passed on and on and on.
I sat back, watching the others, their lives like their silhouettes in the window, milling about behind the couch - circling and swirling, clinging to the air like the leaves outside, clinging to the wind - like me.

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Tony Rauch has three books of short stories published – “I’m right here” (spout press), “Laredo” (Eraserhead Press), “Eyeballs growing all over me . . . again” (Eraserhead Press). He is looking for a publisher for additional titles he has finished and are ready to go.

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